I am the doll you created.

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

amomaris:

George Pt. 1

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image